25 Best Lines from the ‘Indiana Jones’ Trilogy

We’ve compiled 25 of the best movie quotes from the Indiana Jones trilogy. Scroll through as we we countdown our favorite Jones-ian lines. Was yours included?

25. “Indiana Jones, this is one night you’ll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your fingers. Sleep tight and pleasant dreams. I could’ve been your greatest adventure.”–Willie (Kate Capshaw) from The Temple of Doom

24. “Archaeology is the search for fact… not truth. If it’s truth you’re looking for, Dr. Tyree’s philosophy class is right down the hall.”–Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) from The Last Crusade

23. “Yes, the actual Ten Commandments, the original stone tablets that Moses brought down from Mt. Horeb and smashed, if you believe in that sort of thing…Didn’t any of you guys ever go to Sunday school?”–Indiana Jones from Raiders of the Lost Ark

22. “Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali… in Hell!”–Indiana Jones from The Temple of Doom

21. “I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer!”–Short Round (Ke Huy Quan) from The Temple of Doom

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Harrion Ford and Shia LaBeouf star in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

20. “[To his father] I was just remembering the last time we had a quiet drink together. I had a milkshake.”–Indiana Jones from The Last Crusade

19. “Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.”–Walter Donovan (Julian Glover) from The Last Crusade

18. “If you think I’m going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you’ve gotten me into, think again, buster! I’m going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!”–Willie from The Temple of Doom

17. “All your life has been spent in pursuit of archeological relics. Inside the Ark are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see it opened as well as I. Indiana, we are simply passing through history. This, this IS history.”–Belloq (Paul Freeman) from Raiders of the Lost Ark 

16. “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky…”–Prof. Henry Jones (Sean Connery) from The Last Crusade

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Harrison Ford, Shia LaBeauf and Ray Winstone star in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

15. “Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.”–Indiana Jones from The Temple of Doom

14. “Yeah? I’ll tell you what. Until I get back my five thousand dollars, you’re gonna get more than you bargained for. I’m your goddamn partner!”–Marion Ravenwood (Karen Allen) from Raiders of the Lost Ark

13. “I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up.”–Indiana Jones from The Last Crusade

12. “But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.”–Grail Knight from The Last Crusade

11. “Listen. Since I’ve met you I’ve nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We’re caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I’m sure, I’m going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.”–Indiana Jones from The Last Crusade

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Harrison Ford stars in “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull”

10. “Dr. Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away.”–Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark

9. “He no nuts, he’s crazy!–Short Round from The Temple of Doom

8. “You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do.”–Indiana Jones from Raiders of the Lost Ark

7. “Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost ark. It’s not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It’s like nothing you’ve ever gone after before.”–Marcus Brody (Denholm Elliot) from Raiders of the Lost Ark

6. “Nazis. I hate these guys.”–Indiana Jones from The Last Crusade

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Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Paramount Pictures’ ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’

5. “You Americans, you’re all the same. Always overdressing for the wrong occasions.”–Major Toht (Ronald Lacey) from Raiders of the Lost Ark

4. “[Catches date and points to dead monkey] Bad dates.”–Sallah (John Rhys-Davies) from Raiders of the Lost Ark

3. “You left just when you were becoming interesting.”–Prof. Henry Jones from The Last Crusade

2. “DON’T call me Junior!”–Indiana Jones from The Last Crusade

1.“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”–Indiana Jones from Raiders of the Lost Ark 

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Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Paramount Pictures’ ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom’

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