CANNES: All About George, Mira, Etc.

CANNES, May 15, 2000 — There are two sides (at least) to everything, right? For example, at the exact same time you want to keep dancing at the tres late rooftop party, you also want to fall asleep for the next 18 hours. At the same time you want to do yoga, you long for a warm chocolate crepe. Marlon Wayans wants to be here to celebrate his role in Darren Aronofsky’s (his post-“Pi” flick) new movie, “Requiem for a Dream” at the same time he has to be in Los Angeles for the birth of his new baby. But that’s the Cannes Film Festival. The French keep the eternal paradox alive and well.

Other festival tidbits:

— “A wise man once said everyone would be famous for 15 minutes…” mumbles a voice as Griffin Dunne’s new movie, “Famous” starts. Okay, so we all know about that 15 minutes thing, but what co-writing co-stars Laura Kirk and Nat DeWolf and Griffin, who plays a documentarian, want to know is, what happens the five minutes before that fabulous quarter hour.

Mira Sorvino This dead-on hilarious and painful story (the two go together don’t they?) follows Lisa Picard, a 29-year-old struggling actress in New York City. Adding to the fun in this terrific comedy is a mix of uncredited celeb cameos (Carrie Fisher, Spike Lee, Penelope Ann Miller, Charlie Sheen, Melissa Gilbert and Sandra Bullock). “Famous” also marks Oscar-winner Mira Sorvino’s producing debut.

— Once you have your 15 minutes of fame you can always book a room and swim in the famous azure pool built into the cliff that flows into the sea. But they only take cash, which is a slight problem this year since the French franc suppliers are on strike and most of the ATM’s are dry as a bone.

— Two films by cinematic royalty, presented Sunday night with glittering fanfare — “The Golden Bowl,” a costume drama presented by Merchant Ivory and featuring Nick Nolte, Uma Thurman and Angelica Houston; and, “Faithless” written by Ingmar Bergman and directed by Liv Ullmann. Both films were more pewter than gold. To be more specific (and OK, meaner) in “The Leaden Bowl” not only do you already know what’s going to happen, nobody gets around to doing it for over two hours. And as for Liv Ullmann, she tells us everything and then proceeds to show us everything, twice managing to skip the good parts.

— Sunday was no day of rest here. It’s one thing to enjoy the spectacle of our most popular stars floating up those traditional red steps but it’s quite another to turn a corner in the busy corridors of the Carlton Hotel and run into the very friendly and sweet Chris Rock along with that girl-next-door Renee Zellweger and their talented director Neil LaBute. Even here, stars “take meetings.” Their movie, “Nurse Betty” has a great shot at actually winning the Palme d’Or (although merit never guarantees victory, don’t we know?)

— Let’s face it. The French and their famous Cannes Film Festival have “Un Certain Reputation” for major style and just as major attitude. This means, no matter what’s planned, you never really know what’s going to happen next which is definitely part of the fun and excitement. But only the French could have a quiet security alert (read: bomb threat) in just a small part of the Palais (yes, it’s one huge building complex) as the totally unaware paparazzi continue to bellow as the fans howl into the night. It happened here on Saturday. Happily not a sequin was disturbed and everything was okay.

— It’s just these kind of eccentric idiosyncrasies that artists and brothers, Ethan and Joel Coen revel in. Their latest film, “O Brother, Where Art Though?” stars the usual suspects, John Turturro, Holly Hunter and John Goodman with the classy addition of George Clooney. This twisted and funny (but, of course) jailbreak story is in the competition. We’ll see if the Coens shake the Golden Palm one more time. (In 1991, they won the award for “Barton Fink.”)

Hopefully this will be a festival where there are no bombs of any kind. (Yeah, right.)