[IMG:L]Every Monday we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs. (Click here for last week’s celeb quotes!)
“If it had been my daughter who was barely a teenager — my daughter is 15 — Roman Polanski would be missing… period. It wouldn’t even get to the court case. But, that’s me and I wouldn’t want anyone else to follow that because you should let the justice system work it out. This whole issue is bigger than Roman Polanski.”
—Jamie Foxx has no sympathy for legendary director Roman Polanski, who was recently arrested for his 1977 conviction of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor [PAGEBREAK]
“I don’t exercise. I’m skinny fat. I worry about being too skinny. You should see my brother — he’s, like, emaciated. We both just happen to be really skinny.”
—Kristen Stewart insists her thin frame isn’t the result of an exercise regimen [PAGEBREAK]
“I feel like it’s imminent… I think he’s making a movie or something, but if he wants to come sometime after that, we would love to have him — he’s got mad skills.”
—Tina Fey, publicly inviting Justin Timberlake to guest-star on 30 Rock [PAGEBREAK]
“I didn’t really have a drink until I got divorced the first time, when I was 30.”
—Madonna [PAGEBREAK]
“I should thank him. The minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated.”
—Mad Men star January Jones, on her ex-boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, who once told her to give up on acting [PAGEBREAK]
“It was just shocking. It wasn’t really as bad as they’d made it out to be.”
–Former boxing great Evander Holyfield, downplaying Mike Tyson’s infamous ear-biting during their 1997 fight, on The Oprah Winfrey Show [PAGEBREAK]
“I think that it’s a wonderful experience to be pregnant, definitely, but you have to look at what you can do, and four children is a lot! It’s a big family.”
—Heidi Klum hints that her recently born son might be it for her and husband Seal, who now have four children between them [PAGEBREAK]
“I would never off myself with pills. If I had to do it, I’d do it the way that everyone else would do it — by hitting myself with pots and pans … A couple of inaccuracies you should have noticed when you saw the thing, if you believed it: The dude said I was found in my 32,000-square-foot estate in Beverly Hills — but I’m not Oprah! That’s a big-ass house!”
—Zach Braff, having some fun with an Internet rumor that he had committed suicide [PAGEBREAK]
“Swinton is a part of a tiny little group of people who are hanging by a thread. Ninety-three percent of the public in Scotland are in favor of the project. I have all of my permits and approvals and we’re going to start construction in three weeks.”
—Donald Trump, responding to actress Tilda Swinton’s complaints about Trump’s next business venture: a luxury golf complex in a town in her native Scotland [PAGEBREAK]
“I was about 13 years old. And, you know, there was a kind of a culture of it at that time. I think things are a little different in Scotland now. But at that time, I wanted to appear grown up and that was the grown-up thing to do.”
–Late-night host Craig Ferguson, who has been sober for the past 17 years, was just a schoolboy when he started drinking
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