[IMG:L]Every Monday, we run down the week’s best, craziest and most talked-about quotes from celebs. (Click here for last week’s celeb quotes!)
“The thing that men don’t realize, when they hit a woman, it’s… the face, the broken arm, the black eye, it’s going to heal. That’s not the problem. It’s the scar inside.”
—Rihanna, opening up about the abuse she suffered at the hands of ex-boyfriend Chris Brown [PAGEBREAK]
“I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”
—Nicole Kidman [PAGEBREAK]
“It’s, like, God bless her. You go, girl. She does look like a hairy a**hole… You just want to say, ‘God Bless and here’s a Gillette razor.’ [God] hit her with the f**king ugly stick.”
—Sharon Osbourne, on Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle [PAGEBREAK]
“Working with her was fun. She’s fun. And who’s more beautiful than she is? No one is more beautiful than she is.”
—Alec Baldwin, on his It’s Complicated costar Meryl Streep [PAGEBREAK]
“Are you coming back to Harry Potter?”
—The View co-host Whoopi Goldberg, during an interview with Ian McKellen (who starred in the Lord of the Rings movies, not the Harry Potter franchise)[PAGEBREAK]
“I don’t think anybody wants to believe that I love Kim. I adore her. I wouldn’t have done the movie without her.”
—Sarah Jessica Parker, dismissing long-standing rumors that she and Sex and the City costar Kim Cattrall do not get along [PAGEBREAK]
“I’ve kept a food journal for three years, and work out four to six days a week, even if I just get in 30 minutes on a bike or the treadmill. I may not be perfect but I work hard for what I got.”
—Carrie Underwood [PAGEBREAK]
“You see people who were stars five years ago and already they’re waning. As actresses approach 40, it starts becoming really, really difficult.”
—Natalie Portman hasn’t completely ruled out plastic surgery [PAGEBREAK]
“I didn’t want to raise my kids in this weird, sycophantic society. If you have celebrity parents, it’s not a good recipe for the kids, or anyone at any age. Look at what Brad and Angelina go through.”
—Robin Wright took a long break from acting to raise her and Sean Penn’s kids non-Hollywood style [PAGEBREAK]
“It’s a roomful of people at tables getting drunk. That’s my crowd… This will be a roomful of drunk losers, and I’m the king of drunk losers. That’s why I got it!”
—Ricky Gervais, on hosting the 2010 Golden Globe Awards
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