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2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
(Wednesday, Dec. 3, 2008)
Finally, the Victoria’s Secret catalogue comes to life. Like every year, a harem of supermodels take off their clothes and bare their skivvies — right in your living room! Heidi Klum and all of her smokin’ friends! Oddly, these women sprout enormous bald-eagle wings when panty-clad, but just think of them as “angels.” Eh, who cares really when Heidi’s sauntering down a huge, long (but not long enough) runway wearing see-through boy shorts. Plus, peep the models that look a little like vampires (thank you, Twilight and True Blood) and the 1950s high-waisted pinup panties à la Mad Men’s Mrs. Don Draper. Adriana Lima — the one that used to swear up and down that she was a virgin — escorts a croonin’ Usher down the runway in, gulp, shoes that lace all the way her thighs.
YESTERDAY’S DO-IT: Come on, Britney … tell us who the womanizer is!
