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Dancing With the Stars Finale
(Monday, Nov. 24, 2008)
It wasn’t ever fair that a figure skater won last time (fierce or not, Kristi Yamaguchi). This week, finally, someone’s swiping the reign from ol’ Yamaguchi, and it’ll be a star that didn’t already win gold medals for this kind of stuff. Yes, Lance Bass used to kinda dance, but he admittedly had two left feet while he worked Justin Timberlake’s shadow in *NSYNC. But what the judges love to see is a contestant that has boasted enormous improvement — like Lance (thanks for the pep talk, Joey Fatone!). Brooke Burke’s talent, while aplenty, has just plateaued. Warren Sapp can put on a helluva show — but let’s be honest, if a 300-pound bear was doing a handstand, of course you’d pay attention. So, yeah, we’re all in for Lance to win (but he’d better not lose a shoe tonight). We find out tomorrow — after Miley Cyrus sings “Fly on the Wall.”
LAST FRIDAY’S DO-IT: Twilight ain’t got nothin’ on this vampire!
