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South Park Premiere
(Wednesday, Mar. 11, 2009)
The Season 13 opener is titled “The Ring,” but we swear, Kenny’s face isn’t gonna get all grainy ‘n’ distorted, nor will he receive a seven-day death wish. (In fact, it’ll be the first time South Park has ever appeared in HD!) It’s a death wish of another variety: Kenny goes to a Jonas Brothers concert. In an attempt to win his way into his new girlfriend’s heart and, um, other body parts, the artful cad surprises the better-be-worth-it girl to an evening with Kevin, Joe and Nick. But his balls-out scheme to reach even third base backfires when those damn Virgin Mary of brothers pass out their version of party favors: purity rings. Perhaps Kenny should have planned his date more literally — and taken her to a baseball game instead. (Comedy Central 10PM ET/PT)
YESTERDAY’S DO-IT: Kelly Clarkson’s new you-go-girl tracks!
