Why We Loved It So Much: Well … we didn’t know it existed, so that helped a lot. To this day, we (our Twitter page) are not a “follower of John Mayer.” And, you know what? We hope the rumor is true: Jennifer Aniston said, “Listen, boy, I’m breaking up with you. You Twitter wayyyyy too much.” For that, John Mayer’s Twitter page, we love you!
Now, Not So Much: OK, that was when we checked out the page for ourselves. Actual Tweet: “I’m getting a bikini wax for the Mayercraft Carrier. Should I go with heart or lightning bolt?” Four minutes later: “What’s that, yin yang? Okay!” John Mayer realllllly thinks he’s funny. And Jen’s, right, he Tweets with ego-polishing frequency. (Two hours after the yin yang decision — with two posts in between about kittens and glow sticks — he announced that he’d be heading off to bed. But on his agenda tomorrow: “Getting calf implants.”) OK, is this where Jen learned the concept of “trying too hard?” Sure, if Paul Rudd Tweeted that, it could be a peak of hilarity, but because it’s attention-desperate Mayer, who’s replaced the paps as his sounding board via a Tweetie, it’d be best if he just sticks to what he is: just another white guy with a guitar mistaking what is/isn’t a “wonderland.”
