Why We Loved It So Much: If we are to trust FamousHookups.com, Lindsay Lohan has been in 35 celebrity relationships. From her tryst with Aaron Carter via Hilary Duff to her breakout lovey-dovey era with Wilmer Valderrama to various questionable hookups with former exes of former BFFs (Paris Hilton‘s Stavros Niarchos) and thinking Hollywood men like Leonardo DiCaprio, James Franco and Jake Gyllenhaal (LOL) and WTF dudes like Brett Ratner, our favorite of all was her most recent: Samantha Ronson. This required her to be a lesbian. For 11.1 months, la Lohan seemed pretty darn stable whilst kissing a girl.
Now, Not So Much: Lindsay’s a fighter — not a lover. Not even a (fake) eHarmony profile can fix a bitch with a bad temper. Sure, you’re real good at making fun of yourself (your ankle bracelet, your alcoholism and how oh-so-lonely you are (Us Weekly is always right!), but that sense of “happy” is fake. Don’t fall for it again, Colin Farrell. Lindsay isn’t above yelling at you (in public) like a little girl — ask SamRo. With all that anger stuck to her perky chest, is there even any room for love?
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