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Gossip Girl, Season 1: Ep. 13 Preview

The higher they climb, the farther they fall. And what a fall it appears to be. When Serena is spotted buying pregnancy tests at the local pharmacy, all sorts of instant messaging hell break loose.

Turns out, our flaxen lady isn’t the one about to be eating for two, rather it’s Blair who may be knocked up.

But the question remains: is that Nate’s bun in the over or Chuck’s?

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Personally, I think there should be a law against letting these people reproduce, but if I had to take a gentleman’s wager as to which gentleman is guilty—I’m going with Chuck.

As was pointed out last week—incest is the last taboo. And since this show’s broken every other barrier, so my guess is that making Serena’s new half-brother the father to her best friend’s bastard love child would be the best way to turn those family values upside down.

Not that I think there are any family values to be had. After all, if Blair’s pregnant than the CW would have to find another character to trot out in negligee every ten minutes.

I think the only decision left to be made is which over-priced hush-hush abortion doc is going to be doing the deed.

Then again, since this is GG we’re talking about, Blair might end up having an affair with her gynecologist and then, well, all bets are off.

Though, since this is also the episode that Nate finds out Chuck has been having an affair with the woman of his dreams—there seems to be some small screen violence in our future.

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One can only hope that this brewing showdown will result in enough damage to send one or the other or both go to jail—because, really, what could be better than a Nate and Chuck: The Cell Block Diaries spin-off?

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