News, Sept. 10: Dixie Chicks Slam Schwarzenegger, Arnie’s Ex Writes a Memoir, Simon and Garfunkel Reunite for Tour, More…

Top Story: Dixie Chicks Give Two Cents on Schwarzenegger

Must be something about being on tour in Europe that inspires the Dixie Chicks to spout off on politics. Rolling Stone reports the country trio had plenty to say about another high-profile Republican besides President Bush. “[Arnold Schwarzenegger] is a great film star,” banjo player Emily Robison told a German newspaper, “but I find his run for governor absolutely insane.” She added, “America should be governed by people who have a clue. I hope he doesn’t win.” Maybe bodybuilders will ban the country singers this time.

Schwarzenegger’s Ex-Girlfriend Writes Memoirs

On the heels of controversy surrounding reports of Schwarzenegger‘s naughty behavior decades ago, now it seems his first girlfriend, Barbara Outland Baker, is writing a memoir of her relationship with the Austrian actor called Surviving Arnold, Reuters reports. Baker, now an English professor at a California community college, dated the then Mr. Universe from 1969 until 1974. “I’m trying to sell it as an insider’s account of Mr. Schwarzenegger‘s early years…with over 100 never-before-published photographs of Arnold,” her book agent told Reuters. “She’s been writing it for years, but obviously now is an opportune time to try to sell it.”

Farrell Wields a Mighty Pen, Diaz Does Not

Irish hunk Colin Farrell has been named “best signer” by Autograph Collector magazine in its 12th annual poll of celebrity autograph givers, The Associated Press reports. “Colin is extremely generous with fans and collectors, and goes out of his way to sign for everyone he can at his movie premieres. … He just flat-out loves to sign autographs,” contributing editor Jeffrey Woolf, who helped compile the annual Best and Worst Signers list, told AP. The worst celebrity to be approached for autographs, he says, is Cameron Diaz. “She might be an Angel for Charlie, but Cameron is nothing short of a witch when it comes to signing autographs,” Woolf said. Some of the best included Kate Bosworth, Jennifer Love Hewitt, The Osbournes and Jennifer Garner, while some of the worst included Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Orlando Bloom, Catherine Zeta-Jones and Christina Aguilera.

FCC Rules Stern Is Legit Newsman

The Federal Communications Commission ruled shock jock Howard Stern‘s daily radio show is a legitimate news program, exempting it from federal equal time rules on political coverage, Reuters reports. The FCC decision opens the way for the show to book two of the sexier candidates for California governor: Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had been slated to appear on Stern in August, and porn star Mary Carey. The Communications Act requires broadcasters to treat political candidates equally when selling or giving away air time, although exceptions are made for news programs. Media Access Project, a media watchdog group, plans to appeal the ruling, claiming it is a reversal of decades of U.S. media regulation designed to promote fairness in election coverage.

Simon and Garfunkel Return

The singing-songwriting duo Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel announced Tuesday their plans to put aside their longstanding differences and launch a U.S. tour together for the first time in 20 years, Reuters reports. The Old Friends tour will hit 32 cities, starting at the Palace of Auburn Hills in Michigan Oct. 18.

ABC Scores Ratings Touchdown

The opener of the NFL football season between the New York Jets and Washington Redskins last Thursday gave ABC its first nightly win in many months in the Neilsen ratings for the week of Sept. 1-7, the AP reports. NBC won the week, averaging 8.3 million viewers followed by a tie between CBS (7.8 million) and ABC (also 7.8 million); Fox (6.3 million); UPN (3 million) and the WB (2.9 million). The top 10 shows were: NFL Monday Night Football: N.Y. Jets vs. Washington, ABC; 2003 NFL Showcase, ABC; CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CBS; Law & Order, NBC; NFL Post-Game Show, Fox; Everybody Loves Raymond, CBS; The King of Queens, CBS; Law & Order: Criminal Intent, NBC; and CSI: Miami, CBS.

Sales Galore at Toronto Film Fest

Films were snapped up left and right at the Toronto Int’l Film Festival Tuesday, Variety reports. Jim Jarmusch‘s Coffee & Cigarettes was bought by United Artists for domestic distribution. Sony Pictures Classics picked up the Korean film Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring, while Newmarket Films acquired the Danish flick The Green Butchers.

Role Call: Phantom To Appear On-Screen; J.Lo Produces Documentary

With an all-star cast including Miranda Richardson, Minnie Driver, Ciaran Hinds, Simon Callow, James Fleet, Victor McGuire and Jennifer Ellison, the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical extravaganza The Phantom of the Opera is coming to the big screen via Warner Bros. According to The Hollywood Reporter, it will be directed by Joel Schumacher and starts production Sept. 15 in the U.K…Jennifer Lopez will make her first foray into producing by making the documentary Los Quinces through her banner Nuyorican Prods., in association with HBO. Variety reports the film revolves around the coming-of-age ball that marks a Cuban girl’s 15th birthday.