1. He was so out of her league… Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson will have to go back to groupie love now that wife of six years Kate Hudson has hit the road. Last summer, Penny Lane said in an interview she and Chris had a divorce pact. “We made a pact that if that day ever came we’d be honest with each other and say, ‘for some reason I want to sleep with somebody else,’” she explained. “I’d love to say I’m the kind of person who’d say, ‘I’m going to go through the bad and ugly,’ and ‘Oh God he cheated on me, but we’re going to regain our trust.’ I’d be gone. You move forward.”
2. But what’s Owen got to do with it… According to Us Weekly, Kate’s relationship with her You, Me and Dupree costar Owen Wilson was the reason behind her split from Chris. They say the pair was spotted together having breakfast at health food restaurant A Votre Sante on Aug. 3. When contacted by the magazine, Kate‘s rep had “no comment.”
3. We take that back… Owen is not responsible for the Kate and Chris split—and we’re not just saying that because the Butterscotch Stallion has threatened to sue anyone who suggests that. Owen, however, did not hire a legal eagle to slap a lawsuit on the mystery girl who told PageSix.com last July the actor didn’t want to have sex with her when they hooked up, but instead “licked her buttocks” for over two hours. When asked about the butt thing in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Owen replied, “It’s like, ‘Who cares?’ I play it as it lays…” But he cares about the Kate rumors, so let’s not perpetuate it any longer.
4. Love is blind, deaf and dumb… for Denise Richards. Denise told Harper’s Bazaar magazine she couldn’t relate to ex-husband Charlie‘s wild man past. “Like everyone else, I’d heard about his past, but I couldn’t comprehend it,” she explains. “I’ve never done drugs, never been around a prostitute, never known any porn stars. I couldn’t even fathom that lifestyle.” But her newfound love with Richie Sambora has softened bitter Denise, who has amicably settled the remaining and slighlty gross issues in her impending divorce proceeding with Charlie. This week, Charlie is apparently NOT a threat to the safety of their children.
5. She’s such a Mean Girl … “It’s like when they said I got my chest done and it wasn’t true,” Lindsay Lohan recently protested. “(The tabloids) kind of blew off the fact that Ashlee Simpson got a nose job. I’ve never done anything.” And just like that Lindsay throws Ashlee under the bus.
6. It’s now official… Paris Hilton has earned a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records as the most overrated celebrity on the planet. A Guinness Book spokesperson said researchers studied numerous magazine polls in which readers voted for their least favorite and most overrated celebrity—and Paris‘s name topped the lists more than any other celebrity.
7. Andy’s dickishness swells… New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims Andy Dick went nuts backstage at the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. Stadtmiller said Dick licked several celebs, including Farrah Fawcett and Carrie Fisher, peed in front of her and then offered her cocaine. The comedian also begged her to report nice things about him, adding: “I’m not weird. Maybe I’m a little weird–they make me out to be a monster, I’m not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please.”
8. Meet the real Barkers… We love it when jilted celebs use the media to get back at one another. This time, it’s Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker, who told PageSix.com reports his ex-wife Shanna Moakler parties hardy every night, has been unfaithful and doesn’t spend enough time with the kids are “true.” All lies, the former Miss U.S.A. rebutted through her spokesperson. “I still happen to be very much in love with Travis, and his using the media to take low blows at me isn’t just embarrassing, it’s hurtful.” According to a Hollywood.com poll, allegiances are split: 50 percent of you think Shanna cheated.
9. Brangelina leaves Hollywood… Angelina doesn’t want her kids growing up in the insular world of Hollywood, so she’s packing her bags and moving from Malibu to… Los Feliz? That’s not in Namibia, by the way, it’s a trendy Los Angeles neighborhood. Apparently, Brad has amassed a three-property compound there. A source tells Us Weekly magazine: “Brad‘s turned the compound into a Neverland-like place.” Thank Michael Jackson for any negative connotations impiled.
10. That’s so tabloid-y… Marcia Cross lost respect for Barbara Walters after the veteran newswoman asked about The Lesbian Rumors during her appearance on The View. “My dad was in the front row going, ‘What did they say? Are you a what?’ I just thought, about Barbara, ‘You didn’t have to ask me that question. That was tabloid-y of you.’” We say being eighty-something is no excuse for not knowing what a lesbian is. Barbara was right in her explanation, “Well, it’s news.”
