“That’s one of the things I like about me. Messed-up teeth are so sexy.”
–Kirsten Dunst on her admittedly flawed choppers
“That’s the thing about valuing trends above sexiness. It exposes your flaws. That cut exposes the poor girl.”
–Elizabeth Hurley on Sienna Miller’s new ‘do
“And I have cellulite, not just on my booty, but on my arms. I saw it in the elevator with overhead lighting, and I was like, ‘Oh my gosh, in my arms?'”
–Tyra Banks denouncing her perfection
“I’ve seen it more than 80 times. I wanted to be that guy.”
–Justin Timberlake on his all-time favorite movie, Ferris Buellers Day Off
“I always liked the sound of the name. It has kind of a magical ring to it: Abracadabra Kal-El Shazam!”
–Nicolas Cage rationalizing naming his baby son after Superman’s birth name
“There are so many things I can do. Ever heard of artists owning a communications service? You know T-Mobile? How about G-Mobile?”
–50 Cent on his unrelenting ambition
“I hate handguns. They are used to shoot people and as long as they are around, people will shoot each other. I’ve seen a bullet wound and it was a mess.”
–Daniel Craig, recently tapped as the next James Bond, on his ironic dislike
“I wouldn’t mind having Jennifer Aniston’s a*s. I saw her a*s in person when I did Friends. She’s got the best butt ever.”
–Denise Richards
“I’ve smoked two reefers in my whole life and ate the furniture in the hotel room.”
–Shirley MacLaine on her drug-induced munchies
“I’d rather be number one on the worst-dressed list than number two on the best.”
–Nicollette Sheridan
