10. “I don’t do email. I don’t write on a computer. I write on a yellow pad, with a pencil.”
–George Lucas, suggesting his high-tech reputation precedes him
9. “She’s never not on a magazine. There is not a magazine on earth without Jennifer Aniston on it. [In] Popular Mechanics, she’s got a wrench, she’s going into a store.”
–Jim Carrey, on his Bruce Almighty co-star’s magazine-cover ubiquity
8. “All the women seem to have gravity-defying breasts and the men drive like baboons on crack.”
–Hugh Laurie, star of TV show House, on the people in Los Angeles
7. “I’m not going to pretend to be some great wise person. I’m just a kid from Perth who’s acting. I’ll probably thank my mom.”
–Heath Ledger, already planning his potential speech for a Best Actor Oscar if he were to win for Brokeback Mountain
6. “Even though Jennifer Aniston‘s had huge success, she’ll always be [Friends character] Rachel Green.”
–Eva Longoria
5. “It’s not that I feel self-conscious, it’s that I feel like my booty should be shown on special occasions, for special people.”
–Gisele Bundchen prefers to keep certain assets hidden on the runway
4. “If he wants me to have sex with an aardvark in one of his next movies, then I will.”
–Johnny Depp, demonstrating his allegiance to director and frequent collaborator Tim Burton
3. “I need to be able to go to yoga and work out and just read scripts and go on auditions, because that’s what makes me happy. Like, papers don’t really make me happy.”
–Mary-Kate Olsen makes sense of quitting New York University
2. “I think the heaviness helps me. It keeps the wrinkles from getting wrinkly. It puffs them out.”
–King Kong star Jack Black
1. “I’ll swallow your nose. I’d bite your nose off and swallow it.”
–Johnny Depp issues a warning to paparazzi who come too close
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