For those wondering what the Apocalypse will sound like, it’ll be Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp pretending to be the Lone Ranger and Tonto in the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced remake of the classic show. Disney set the movie for a Decemeber 21, 2012 release, just in time to watch the Mayans return to kill us all or witness an asteroid hitting earth or whatever is predicted to end the world.
So, the good news is that you get to go out in style with Hammer’s Lone Ranger and Depp’s Tonto. Or if that is not your style, you have the choice of Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up spinoff or Ang Lee’s Life of Pi to entertain you as you drift off into the sweet ether of the Apocalypse.
Source: Hollywood Reporter
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