Mark Wahlberg’s 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Moments

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For years moviegoers, critics, theorists, philosophers, and the occasional cat have pondered and debated one of life’s great unanswered questions: is Mark Wahlberg a unexpectedly brilliant actor who occasionally ends up in bad movies (Max Payne, The Truth About Charlie, Shooter) or a terrible actor who inexplicably has the good fortune to find himself in great films (The Departed, Boogie Nights, Three Kings)? 

The 41-year-old star can be an easy punching bag (metaphorically, as actually trying to punch him would end so poorly for you) thanks to his Marky Mark days, the fact that Entourage is based on his life, and his dopey Bah-stin tough guy demeanor (Andy Samberg‘s “Say hi to your mother for me” did for Wahlberg what Tina Fey did for Sarah Palin…no favors) but here’s the thing about Wahlberg: when you’re not laughing at him, you’re laughing with him. See: The Other Guys, Ted, Date Night, and his latest movie, Michael Bay‘s juiced-up action comedy Pain & Gain, which plays up the whole meat head act. 

The guy actually has good comedic presence and timing and is legitimately funny. Only, sometimes he’s really not supposed to be. For every time he’s effective in a drama (his brilliant, foul-mouthed, and intentionally funny turn as a cop in The Departed rightfully earned him in Oscar nomination) there’s those movie moments when he’s so stunningly bad or just blank that you wonder if all those “Good Vibrations” rattled something loose upstairs. 

In honor of Pain & Gain, which actually plays up Wahlberg’s strengths (his comedy muscles and his actual muscles), here are times when the actor made us crack up when we weren’t supposed to. 

The Happening just so happens to be the most unintentionally hilarious movie of the past decade. In fact, it’s nearly impossible to narrow down which scene had us catching our breath from laughing so hard about a movie about killer wind. Singing The Doobie Brothers’ “Old Black Water” to a perfect stranger as a way to prove you’re not crazy? Running yourself over with a lawn mower? Comedy gold, all of it. But nothing tops when Wahlberg’s character Elliot unconvincingly tries to assure the crazy old bat he and his family are staying with that they’re not trying to kill her in her sleep? Was this actually meant to be taken seriously? What? No!


You know what? I can’t pick just one moment from The Happening, that’s impossible, especially considering there’s also a scene in which Wahlberg literally TRIES TO REASON WITH a plastic tree. Say hi to your mother for me, plant. 

It takes some real nerve to kick someone out of the band that they started (you hear that, Timothy Olyphant?!) but the way that Wahlberg’s Chris shouts it out in a moment of utter betrayal in Rock Star will make you scream and shout…with laughter. There’s plenty of unintentional humor to go around in this 2001 flick (the bad hair, the bad clothes, the bad music, the bad melodrama) but seriously try to keep it together at the :45 mark. 


Wait, were we supposed to be freaked out by Wahlberg as stalker beau David in this scene from Fear when he pounds on his chest like King Kong? Because the carving ‘Nicole 4-eva’ on his chest was much, much worse if we’re talking in terms of chest-related scares. This, on the other hand, was just damn funny. Here’s the very NSFW moment: 

Who’s supposed to laugh during the harrowing family drama The Fighter? NAHT YOU. 


Bonus unintentionally hilarious (hilariously sexy, that is!) Wahlberg moment:


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