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On Twitter there is a parody account for anything you could ever want. Want something vaguely educational, reminiscent of your ’90s childhood, and hilarious? Check out Bill Nye Tho. Want something music-related and girly with a kick? Feminist Taylor Swift is for you. Or do you want to laugh at some semi-political satire? Try Dr. Jill Biden. When we say a parody account for anything, we really mean anything. (Lord Voldemort has two million followers! That’s nuts—Voldy isn’t even nice.)
Just before The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug was released, a fan of the films created a Twitter account for the dragon from the movie: Smaug. Actual Smaug has been tweeting since the day before Desolation of Smaug was released, making jokes about the dwarves and acting like the sassiest dragon in all of Middle Earth. Though we recommend following the account for the full comedy experience, we’ve handpicked Smaug’s best tweets so far.
finders keepers
— Smaug (@actual_smaug) December 13, 2013
just pulled a pony leg out of my teeth haha oh man how long has that been there
— Smaug (@actual_smaug) December 13, 2013
Burning your enemies to a blackened husk <3 #JustDragonThings
— Smaug (@actual_smaug) December 13, 2013
this dwarf is on FIYAHHHH
— Smaug (@actual_smaug) December 17, 2013
me x gold: still a better love story than twilight
— Smaug (@actual_smaug) December 17, 2013
when i was a lad i ate four dozen dwarves every morning to help me get laaaaarge
— Smaug (@actual_smaug) December 19, 2013
