Patton Oswalt Joins ‘Odd Thomas’

Patton OswaltAccording to Variety, Patton Oswalt is poised to join Anton Yelchin in Odd Thomas, the adaptation of Dean Koontz’s bestselling novel from Stephen Sommers. He’ll play a character named Oswald “Ozzie” P. Boone, who’s an “eccentric artist who designs sculptures, including a steel pendant that the titular clairvoyant hero wears around his neck.” Although this is probably a serious role (it’s Dean Koontz, after all), with Your Highness releasing this past weekend we can’t help but think that this “steel pendant” that the “titular clairvoyant hero” wears sounds strangely phallic, and, well, probably is just a big penis. Kind of like this.

Source: Variety