2. He feeds his children food straight from Heaven’s pearly gates:
3. He’s great at making sure siblings take care of each other:
4. You will never have to worry if he’s in love with your mom:
5. He’s a very handy man:
Okay, not so handy, but extra-entertaining.
6. He’s a resourceful man:
Disgusting…or brilliant before his time?
7. If things get bad, he won’t make you tell mom:
8. He’s honest with his kids:
10. He worries about the things that matter:
11. He’s very proud of his children’s work:
12. He knows how to make boring food taste better:
Without you knowing.
13. He makes dinner an entertaining event:
14. You could never be bored with Hal for a father:
15. Most importantly, he will teach you all the best dance moves:
Hal forever. Walter who?
