Farewell, giggle-fits. American Idol’s finalists race has gotten serious: March 29 saw the elimination of jokester Heejun Han.
And while we’ve got plenty of great singers to keep us entertained, we’re going to miss Han’s unique timing and borderline classic one-liners. Fortunately, we’ve still got our memories.
To Ryan Seacrest upon first meeting:
“Your face is so small … my head is so big.”
Realizing he was competing with Jennifer Lopez’ favorite “cutie pie”:
“I realized the guy going before me was the guy Jennifer Lopez fell in love with.”
“Even the guys are so pretty, I don’t know why. I don’t know what they eat, but they’re so good looking.”
The infamous group week Cowboy throwdown:
“I don’t know how they do it in cowboy town, but this how we break it down.”
“Phillip had a kidney stone and Cowboy has a brain stone.”
“Now I have a very, very bad perspective towards cowboys… even Dallas Cowboys.”
“I just want you guys to know that I’m really, really sorry. Maybe you will see it on TV, but I said really bad stuff about you. So check Season 11 of American Idol. I talk a lot of craps about Richie, I’m really sorry… to your parents.”
Man, he really likes Jennifer Lopez:
“Judges should know today that I’ll immediately hug Jennifer Lopez and kiss her. That’s every, every Asian man’s dream. And that’s America’s dream right there.”
Classic Heejun:
“What are you sweating?” –Ryan Seacrest
“Mostly water.” -Heejun
And of course, his classic hilarious audition:
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