1. Life is not always as cheerful as cereal boxes would have you think.
2. Modesty is for people who are ugly and/or stupid.
3. Adolescence was a strange time for all of us.
4. Taxes are literally impossible.
5. Drinking helps with most problems.
6. Pay inequality is bullsh*t.
7. Our gun laws could probably change a little bit.
8. Breasts have powers.
9. But cleavage is even more powerful.
10. Everyone has their limitations.
11. Everyone loves watching Friends.
And they all do the claps during the theme song.
12. Be careful what you wish for.
13. Aging is the worst. The absolute worst.
14. Unicorns are sacred, man.
15. Five percent is not gratitude.
16. The most important thing we learned was how darn cute JGL is.