15 Reasons We All Wish We Were On American Horror Story

FX‘s creepist show is back with an all new season and things look freakier than ever. American Horror Story: Freak Show is the fourth season of this popular television series but the first time we get to see the freak flag fly.  We think it would be pretty kick-ass to exist in at least one of the AHS worlds.

1. Even if she was your enemy and hated you, life is only worth living if you know Fiona Goode.

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2. You would totally hangout at Briarcliff if Sister Jude was still the one in charge.

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3. In the AHS world, this is a normal and valid apology. And who doesn’t wish apologies were so easy?

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4. People get to make punny witch lines whenever they please, so long as they don’t annoy the Supreme.

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5. Being a maid isn’t such a terrible thing if you live in an AHS universe.

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6. Except when you’re old again.

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7. If you have a beard and you’re a lady, you’ll fit right in.

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8. Or if you’ve ever been called a freak, this is this place to be.

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9. If terrifying is your “thing,” then you obviously belong on AHS.

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10. Everyone lives a very open and honest* life.

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*Okay, not really honest. But they’re all pretty open.

11. If you hate the “happy family” facade some people create, you won’t be alone.

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12. You can try the weirdest fashion trends out there and then you can tell people to F-Off if they don’t like it.

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13. People say bullshit all the time. It’s liberating.

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14. If you ever want to get away with something, you can just pretend to be a doctor. No one will question it.

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15. And most importantly, if someone pisses you off, it’s totally cool to just light them on fire in front of everyone else.

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