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The 15 Best ‘Mindy Project’ Quotes

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I think we can all agree that Dr. Mindy Lahiri is one of the best characters on TV right now — all of us save the Emmy voters, that is (man, does that double Emmy snub sting). Whining aside, the Mindys have gifted us with the boon of countless quotable soundbytes: almost everything out of her mouth is totally .GIF-worthy. So, with that in mind, we’ve compiled some of her very best quotes: some of them offer sage life advice, some of them voice opinions that we all secretly have but would never have the courage to voice (*cough* Michael Fassbender *cough*), and some of them are just flat-out hilarious.

1. On girlcrushes:


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2. On being single:

3. On wicked burns:

4. On what to look for in a mate:


5. On her metabolism:

…the doctor was her.

6. On her butt:

7. On overindulgence:

8. On Lincoln Center (and why she’s not allowed there):


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9. On her weight:

10. And her body type:

11. On the very real hazards of drunk shaving:

12. On sex ed:


13. On how to do the club right:

14. On her fundamental rights:

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15. And finally, on online dating:


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