May 06, 2005 4:39am EST
How far off the mark is a film when even the prospect of watching Paris Hilton stalked, terrorized and violently snuffed--in a red bra-and-panty set, no less--fails to viscerally deliver its audience-pleasing promise? Way off.
April 29, 2005 7:17am EST
Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy fans will admire the striking visual effects, laugh at familiar scenes and leave the theater satisfied, though a little disappointed with the left-out bits. But the inside jokes and loopy antics could throw the general population into a panic--a violation of the Guide's golden rule.
March 11, 2005 3:50am EST
While neither flawless nor groundbreaking, Millions still provides a proverbial breath of fresh air, devoid of pretentiousness and egos vying for screen time--and should net director Danny Boyle some newfound fans.
February 18, 2005 3:28am EST
Although it might be unnecessarily complex in parts, Constantine still delivers a supernatural wallop, fueling a never-ending fascination with what lies beyond our world.
December 17, 2004 11:49am EST
As Lemony Snicket would say, "Be prepared for a most dreadful spectacle of unparalleled disaster," which really means Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events will evoke magic, mystery, and stir the imagination of every unfortunate soul in the audience.
November 12, 2004 3:37am EST
Fueled by an Oscar-caliber performance from Johnny Depp, Finding Neverland is a wonderful look at life's joys and tragedies, but most importantly its infinite possibilities once you use your imagination--so, pull out your pirate swords, dust off your fairy wings and clap your hands if you believe!
September 07, 2004 12:11pm EST
Worthless as a film, Paparazzi is a $20 million poison pen letter from Mel Gibson to the photographers who annoy him.
August 23, 2004 1:28pm EST
This plane-crossing load of malarkey is not altogether awful until two-thirds in, the exact point when the music stops, you see the abysmal finale coming at you like a brick-loaded train, and you wish you'd rented The Ring instead.
July 19, 2004 11:42am EST
CBS defends firing CSI stars, Shyamalan documentary a hoax, Superman finds director, more...
July 12, 2004 12:40pm EST
Cameron Diaz S&M video hits Internet, Brando's estate estimated in millions, director McG dropped from Superman, and more.