A few nifty special effects are no compensation for the nonsensical, nuts-and-bolts Dragon Wars, which combines mysticism, monsters and martial arts--and doesn’t make a darned bit of sense with any of it.
Kutcher and Peet's date with destiny offers very little in the way of romance or laughs. It also drags on longer than the seven years that it takes this odd couple to decide what they want with their lives. Let them waste their lives--and not yours--on something that feels like but isn't really A Lot Like Love.