If the title’s genius play on words makes you chuckle, quit while you’re ahead and skip this movie! Of course, do skip Who's Your Caddy? just the same if the title does nothing for you.
Waiting is a mix of perverse highs and hopelessly pathetic lows. Still, there's a few more of the former than the latter, enough to force a depraved smile. Just be sure to steer clear of the buttered popcorn at the concessions.