Or join Anderson Cooper for a pun-tastic giggle fit?
You'll have to restrain yourself from joining in.
Watch the red-haired Merida kick butt.
Archers, warriors, toddlers. The whole package.
Now with more creepy, robotic voice-over!
And it has a few other things going for it, too.
Their hairstyles cause envy.
'The Raven' isn't the first time Cusack's scared the heck out of us.
But still no lessons on dream-invading or interplanetary expeditions.
Does anyone NOT know about this film?
There'd better be a big face-paint budget.
The pop superstar would boost space tourism, according to an astronomer.
Exploring Edgar Allan Poe's little-known crime-solving exploits.
A new look at an old princess.
From dreamy to nightmarey.
Animation knows no bounds.
And she thinks anything is legal in Spain.
Don't be afraid of this trailer.
This quixotic quest will quell your quarrelsome qualms!
An intimate talk with the director reveals lots of fun tidbits.
Think Sleepy Hollow meets Se7en.
Fox is going to be just one big MacFarlane cartoon soon.
Jersey overtakes us all.
Someone must have said his name three times...
If revenge is a dish best served cold, this is the greatest entree ever created.
Two anticipated 2012 team up for a Comic-Con footage extravaganza.
No actors here, just a bit of spilled ink blood.
Check out this telltale art
Stop toying with our emotions, Disney.
Let's hope 'Brave' makes up for the lackluster 'Cars 2'
He's got the gothic thing nailed DOWN.
This is already my favorite movie ever
There is no cure...yet
And they look absolutely fantastic.
Scottish highlands, here we come!
Here's a list of films that make time-travel as interesting a character as their protagonists.
Oscar winner will not voice the company's first female character.
I'm melting! For Kunis! Ugh, I'm sorry. That was bad.
In 'Get Back' Mark Waters asks "What would happen if John and Yoko never met?"
Hollywood's Edgar Allen Poe hunts down a serial killer
Another calling card short bought by Universal to be turned into a feature.
Man of steel is out, and mind games are in.
In celebration of the Boy Who Lived, we look at the Franchises That Died.
Again Amy Pond, bow ties are cool.
Yee-haw, quoth the raven "Rum." Booyah.
I'd rather watch Jack Black eat babies.
Hollywood's first female animated director is no longer part of Pixar.
The young actor will star alongside John Cusack in the Edgar Allen Poe Picture
The Oscar-winning director is returning to the live-action drama.
The actresses are confirmed for the film
TV and movie veteran Peter Graves has died. He was 83.
Horror director to create comic series for eventual film adaptation
Veteran actress Lynn Redgrave has died following a long battle with breast cancer. She was 67.
Just days after it was announced that he will direct an 'Alien' prequel, Ridley Scott is now also attached to another futuristic project, Aldous Huxley's 'Brave New World.'
Bereaved Vanessa Redgrave is concentrating on work following the tragic loss of her daughter Natasha Richardson: she has signed to star in Ridley Scott's Robin Hood movie.
Late Law & Order star Jerry Orbach took a secret to the grave with him--he knew the identity of a Mafia mob boss killer and refused to tell.
Travel Agent Sues Jackson, Sex To Hit Theaters? Tonight Show Gets "Stern" New Announcer
No wonder John Travolta looked so relaxed while at the controls of that B-2 Stealth bomber in Broken Arrow. The 48-year-old actor who has been flying planes of every description for 25 years or more -- he has some 5,000 hours -- has signed a deal to be an "ambassador-at-large'' for Australia-based Qantas airlines.
Following is a TV Rants and Raves column for January 10. Keywords are NBC Scrubs Buffy Smallville NYPD Blue Larry King CNN Bill Maher Politically Incorrect ABC Rose Bowl TV ratings Entertainment Sports Regis Friends Aniston salaries salary
Following is a TV Rants and Raves column mentioning the keywords Bernie Mac Billboard Music Awards ABC CBS NBC FOX Young and the Restless Jack and the Beanstalk the Real Story Dinotopia Thieves Regis Philbin Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Spin City Philly Dharma and Greg Braveheart
News Roundup: Jan. 2 NIghtspots frequented by Britney Spears and P. Diddy (Sean Combs) ban fur, Liz Smith, Judi Dench Iris Kate Beckinsale Pearl Harbor Memento Guy Pearce Frasier Jane Leeves Guns N Roses Axl Rose Tournament of Roses Parade Eileen Heckart Miriam Cassyd KRON dropped
Following is a TV Rants and Raves column for December 27. Keywords are Emeril UPN Iron Chef USA NBC Ren and Stimpy VH1 Buffy Roswell Jim Carrey Majestic Man on the Moon Charlie Rose Dumb Dumber Me Myself Irene That 80s Show 70s Ben Affleck FOX
Following is a TV Rants and Raves column for December 14 mentioning the keywords ER Eriq La Salle Noah Wyle George Clooney Anthony Edwards Peter Benton Doug Ross John Carter Mark Greene Cartoon Network TOON Nickelodeon Animal Planet Disney Gillian Anderson X Files David Letterman Oprah Winfrey Late Show WB Men Women Dogs Frog Network
Following is a TV Rants and Raves column mentioning 24 FOX CBS November sweeps ratings Survivor Australian Outback Everybody Loves Raymond CSI Guardian Frasier Judy Garland JAG ABC Real World New York MTV Smallville NYPD Blue Bob Patterson Nielsens HBO George Carlin Complaints and Grievances
Following is a TV Rants & Raves column for the week of November 15. Mentioned keywords are ABC Victoria's Secret Gisele Bundchen Heidi Klum Ellen DeGeneres Emmy CBS Ellen Show Danny Friday night Craig Kilborn Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn Crossing Jordan Chris Noth Sex and the City Jill Hennessy NBC
Following is a TV Rants & Raves for the week of November 8. Mentioned keywords are South Park Trey Parker Matt Stone Bin Laden Smallville Superman Man of Steel CMA awards Alan Jackson Brooks and Dunn TV Jo Dee Messina Band of Brothers HBO Saving Private Ryan World Series Emmys
Following is a TV Rants and Raves column for October 26. Mentioned keywords are The Simpsons The X-Files Emmys Uprising FOX NBC ABC WB CBS Cartoon Network TOON Space Ghost Zorak Bob Patterson Jason Alexander Politically Incorrect Bill Maher Undeclared Inside Schwartz Seinfeld Cheers
Following is a Rants & Raves column for the week of October 18. Mentioned keywords are Survivor Tom Buchanan Boran Samburu Alex Trebec Bob Patterson Jason Alexander Michael Richards Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld Monday Night Football Popeye Cartoon Network TOON ABC Wonder Years Fox Family Nickelodeon NICK TNN The National Network TV
Following is a TV Rants & Raves column for October 5. Mentioned names and titles are Survivor Buffy Sarah Michelle Gellar Enterprise UPN WB Hugh Hefner Jerri Manthey Elisabeth Filarsky Amber Brkich Mark Burnett Curb Your Enthusiasm HBO Larry David Jason Alexander Julia Louis Dreyfus Joan Rivers Melissa Rivers Emmys
Following is a Rants & Raves column about Dan Rather and David Letterman. Mentioned names and titles are Dan Rather David Letterman Dave Letterman Late Show Tonight Show Jay Leno Hugh Grant Arsenio Bill Clinton
Ja Rule, who recently released the controversial single "I'm Real" with Jennifer Lopez, told MTV's Carson Daly on TRL his fears regarding last Tuesday's terrorist attacks.
Following is a TV Rants & Raves column for August 30. Mentioned names and titles are Friends Jennifer Aniston David Schwimmer HBO Band of Brothers Mister Rogers Fred Rogers Sopranos Robert Iler Vincent Pastore Olsen Pokemon Survivor Big Brother II Jeff Varner Alicia Callaway Gervase Peterson Susan Hawk Gary Condit Connie Chung Robert Blake
Following is a Rants & Raves column for August 23. Mentioned names and titles are Connie Chung Gary Condit Chandra Levy Primetime Thursday Chris Matthews HBO Brian Billick Baltimore Ravens CBS Baby Bob Jonathan Silverman Joely Fisher Family Guy Pepsi Latin Grammys Jennifer Lopez Bill O'Reilly Marilyn Manson Elvis
Following is a look back at the week's TV content. Mentioned names and titles are Rebecca Gayheart Martin Short Jiminy Glick Primetime Glick CNN Headline News Home Improvement Fear Factor Jeff Probst Joe Rogan Emeril Sopranos Vincent Pastore TBS James Bond Clint Eastwood
The following is a rundown of TV's best and worst as of August 2. Mentioned actors and shows are Jason Alexander Bob Patterson Jerry Seinfeld Julia Louis Dreyfus Michael Richards Becker Allison Janney Richard Schiff John Spencer West Wing Bradley Whitford Charlie Rose Bill Maher The Practice Ally McBeal Buffy Aaron Spelling Big Brother II Survivor Bon Jovi Billy Idol
"Survivor" gets delayed; Calista's dissed on the big screen; Conan fights a PC war; "West Wing" foursome strives on
Deaths
Poetic, of the rap group Gravediggaz, died Sunday in Los Angeles after a two-year battle against metastatic colon cancer, Launch.com reports. Poetic, whose real name was Anthony Berkeley, was 35. The cancer was diagnosed in 1999, after Berkeley collapsed in a recording studio. He was given only four months to live. He continued to record with Gravediggaz, and will be featured on the group's Aug. 23 release, Nightmare In A-Minor. He is survived by his wife, Dee Dee Hill.
Apparently intent on broadening his connections to electronic commerce, USA Networks chief Barry Diller has agreed to buy a 75-percent stake in the Internet travel agency Expedia for $1.5 billion.
Kiss fans can now take their love for KISS to the grave.
The blood-spitting rock mogul of Kiss, Gene Simmons, has added yet another product to the glam rock band's ever-growing merchandising universe: the "Kiss Kasket." The coffin features the faces of the four founding members of the band, the Kiss logo and the words "Kiss Forever."
"If you want to take that final trip with Kiss, you can," Simmons said when he unveiled the coffin last week at the Licensing Trade Show, the New York Times reported.
If the idea of death was too morbid, fans could use the casket as a cooler, Simmons added.
According to Variety, director Wes Craven is in talks with Miramax Films to helm the English-language remake of the French film With a Friend Like Harry.
HOLLYWOOD, Oct. 12, 2000 -- One lady is giving another lady her props. Actress Vanessa Redgrave, who played Lady Wilde in the 1997 film "Wilde," is scheduled to unveil a plaque honoring the late Lady Jane Francesca Wilde, the Irish mother of playwright and poet Oscar Wilde. The ceremony will take place Friday outside Lady Wilde's former home in central London, Reuters reports. Lady Wilde's son made a name for himself writing about his many sexual adventures. The writings shocked Victorian Britain, but get this. He devoted his writings to ... his mother! Her amorous son once wrote: "All poets love their mothers. I worship mine." Lady Wilde was also a poet in her own right. She died a poor woman in 1896 while her son was in jail serving a sentence for being gay.
Yeah, go ahead and skip it.