The 43rd President of the United States downloaded an app that taught him how to master the fine arts, paint-by-numbers style. Eat your heart out, Vermeer.

Why last night was a step in the right direction (minus that rape joke).

Plus, Jennifer Lawrence's big green mistake.

Plus, one rapper snaps a pic with the cops who arrested him and our favorite bear gets stuffed.

Yes, she's still dead.

Who is the mysterious new skateboarder? 

Mama Clarke isn't exactly a bundle of joy. 

Why should the boys have all the fun? 

Zigazig-ha!

This time, they built the shaky cam right into the script!