| Type | Feature Film |
| MPAA Rating | R |
| Runtime | 2hr 6mins. |
| Genres | Comedy, Short Film |
| Status | Published |
| US Release Date | 12/19/1990 |
It comes as a terrible shock to discover this take on Gabriel Garcia Márquez’s much-lauded tale of unrequited love is the worst adaptation of a literary classic since <em>The Bonfire of the Vanities</em>.
The Sunday night two-hour season finale of CBS' Survivor All-Stars reeked of The Bachelor--with a little American Idol thrown in. Also: 50 Cent Elton John Alan King Donnie and Marie Osmond Smokey Robinson Michael D'Antonio The State Boys Rebellion
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