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The most highly anticipated – and controversial – film of next year officially has a title: Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice. Like most franchise sequels, the subtitle is both incredibly vague and highly specific, revealing nothing about the plot while at the same time setting up DC’s long-term plans. Since DC used the title as an opportunity to be upfront with its fans, we decided to help them out by coming up with a few honest titles of our own. Maybe one of these would be a bit more fitting:
Batman V. Superman: The Prequel to The Justice League
Batman V. Superman: The Franchise Bandwagon
Batman V. Superman: Because Every Superhero Needs an Elaborate Cinematic Universe Now
Batman V. Superman: Yes, There Will Be a Post-Credits Scene
Batman V. Superman: Making Up for Man of Steel
Batman V. Superman: Wonder Woman’s In It! That Counts for Something, Right?
Batman V. Superman: An Homage to Christopher Nolan
Batman V. Superman: We Added a Meaningless Subtitle So You Know It’s a Sequel
Batman V. Superman: Now With More Heroes to Distract You From the Continutity Errors
Batman V. Superman: Rich White Man Problems
Batman V. Superman: Cut Us Some Slack, We’re Trying Our Best
