The Fantastic Four are mighty superheroes who can handle any villain they encounter, sort of. Unfortunately, no matter how strong Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Ben Grimm and Johnny Storm are, they are absolutely no match for a Fox studio executive.
In this short film by Dorkly, the Fantastic Four face their worst villain yet (and totally lose). The group approach a Fox exec and beg to be released to Marvel after being forced to suffer through “crummy, mid-two-thousands Jessica Alba movies and one of the worst, most mismanaged reboots of all time.” They then point out that the last Fantastic Four movie (Fan4stic) actually lost money, so they’re not worth anything. Can’t you just let them go, evil Fox exec? Nope, they’re forever contractually bound to Fox for all of their pathetic existence. At least they have more Razzie nominations to look forward to.
Don’t worry guys, you might have lost the battle but not the w4r.
