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Which Broadway Show Are You?: Zodiac Sign Edition

I don’t know about you, but I’ve been obsessed with those Twitter threads and TikToks about zodiac signs. I want to know what room I’d be assigned, what character I am, what dessert I’d like, or any of the big variety of things I could be, have, or own based on my zodiac sign. So here’s our take on what current Broadway show you’d be based on your zodiac sign!

Zodiac Broadway Show Pairings

If you’re an Aries… you’re The Music Man!

Hear me out. Aries are charismatic, confident, and adventurous at their best, but can be irresponsible, headstrong, impatient, and reckless. The Music Man follows con man Harold Hill who pretends to be a band organizer and musician to make money with the intent to skip town. His plan is poorly thought out, and he’s made poor choices, but his charisma and confidence helps him avoid being found out. That is until he falls for Marian, the only person who can see right through him. Hill is willing to risk it all for her. It gives warmhearted and courageous Aries for sure. This Broadway show just makes sense!

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If you’re a Taurus… you’re Wicked

Wicked tells the story of two unlikely, and opposite, friends, Elphaba (who shows multiple positive Taurus traits) and Galinda (who shows many negative Taurus traits). The show is the redemption arc to The Wicked Witch of the West. Elphaba is so Taurus because of her defiance and her willpower. That’s what drives the musical’s plot entirely. She’s unapologetic and unyielding in her sense of justice and inclination to do what she believes to be right. Her motives are reasonable and grounded in reality, much like Taurus. Her foil is Galinda, who can be seen as superficial (and some negative Taurus traits like materialistic, selfish, and self-absorbed), but also just further cements Elphaba as not like her. But then, towards the middle of the musical, Galinda asserts herself as a strong and wonderful Taurus.

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Talia Suskauer and the company of WICKED./ CREDIT: Joan Marcus 2022

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If you’re a Gemini… you’re Chicago!

Nightclub sensation Velma murders her cheating husband, and Chicago’s slickest lawyer, Billy Flynn, is set to defend her. Until Roxie ends up in prison. Billy takes on her case too and she gets major media attention. It becomes a Roxie and Velma fight for fame. Geminis are independent, animated, social, charming, and clever, much like the ladies of Chicago. But the show does center around deception, cunningness, unpredictability, and impulsiveness, all traits of Geminis.

 

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If you’re a Cancer… you’re Beetlejuice!

Cancers are emotional, but guarded about their feelings. The musical centers around the Maitlands, who are in love, but not emotionally available to acknowledge why they aren’t ready to start a family despite wanting one. When they die and their house is sold to a new family, they call for Beetlejuice’s help. One of these new inhabitants is a “strange and unusual” girl who is dealing with her mom’s death and her father’s neglect. Lydia’s struggle with verbalizing her feelings and the intensity of those feelings, as well as the song “Dead Mom,” is another reason to make the show the Cancer musical. Do you enjoy this Broadway show pairing?

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ELIZABETH TEETER IN BEETLEJUICE./ CREDIT: Matthew Murphy, 2022

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If you’re a Leo… you’re Six!

This musical is a modern retelling of the six wives of Henry VIII. Except it’s a pop concert and the queens share their stories to decide who suffered the most with Henry in order to decide who is lead singer. This is a Leo story to me. Leos are determined, confident, charismatic, and ambitious, just like the queens. And, like this story, they’re also creative. Leos can also come across as dominating and status seeking, just like the queens in their desire to be the lead.

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Brittney Mack (Anna of Cleves, center) with (l-r) Anna Uzele (Catherine Parr), Abby Mueller (Jane Seymour), Andrea Macasaet (Anne Boleyn), & Adrianna Hicks (Catherine of Aragon) in the Broadway production of SIX, a new musical by Toby Marlow & Lucy Moss, co-directed by Lucy Moss & Jamie Armitage, and choreographed by Carrie-Anne Ingrouille.
Opening Night: October 3, 2021 at Broadway’s Brooks Atkinson Theatre (256 West 47th St)./ Photo Credit: Joan Marcus ©

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If you’re a Virgo… you’re Hamilton!

Hamilton details the life of Alexander Hamilton, the founding father who never knew how to rest or take a break. Just like Virgos, the musical layout is so meticulously organized in a way to tell the best story. Alexander Hamilton is so many key Virgo traits: independent, headstrong, analytical, and ambitious to a fault. All at the expense of his emotional connection. Beyond that, most Virgos love facts, history, and science, and Hamilton comes in at two for three of those.

 

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