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Robert Pattinson “Knows” The Royal Family: Late Last Night

Robert Pattinson stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! and chatted about what it’s like to be an Englishman in the United States last night. Apparently, we dumb Americans think that pretty much anybody with an English accent either a.) knows the royal family or b.) knows that “one guy” we meant “once upon a time” whose name was James, we “think.” Ignorance is bliss, baby.


Morgan Spurlock stopped by Conan to promote his new documentary The Greatest Movie Ever Sold but before he could get too far into describing exactly why corporations kind of suck, the pony he brought (oh yeah, he brought a pony because apparently that’s just what Morgan Spurlock does) started nibbling on his arm and neighing. Brought to you by Pom!


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