After almost 20 years on the air, you’d probably say that SpongeBob and Patrick are the stars of SpongeBob SquarePants, but you’d be wrong. The real treasure of the show is Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob’s stringy, hilarious-as-anything boss at The Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs literally only cares about money. But what else matters besides me millionth dollar? Me first dollar!
1. When you and Mr. Krabs both tried to take “a quick nap”:
2. When someone wouldn’t control they’re annoying AF baby:
3. You both feel the same way when someone attempts to tell a sob story:
4. And you’re really not into comforting others:
5. You both strongly believe money is all you need:
6. Everything you do revolves around money:
Cash rules everything around me #CREAM
7. And you know it’s the key to happiness:
8. You both have a keen sense of smell:
In relation to food and money, obviously.
9. Any time someone tries to have “just one fry”:
10. There are only 2 things you need in life:
