Taking her Twitter selfies to the next level, Amanda Bynes posted a self-shot video on the Internet for all the world to see Monday night. As Bynes poses for the camera in the mirror you can’t help but wonder, “Is she having a stroke?” Follow-up questions are quick to follow: “Did she lose a contact?” “Are her lips stuck like that?” “Is it possible to overdose on eyelash glue?”
But au contraire, my friends, Bynes is just putting on her face for a night out, snackin’ on some candy. “I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D” the 27-year-old tweeted by way of description for the video.
Huh. In our experience, that’s not what it looks like to eat sour candy. This is what eating sour candy looks like:
I see puckered mouths, squinty eyes, and clenched shoulders. You know what I don’t see? Duck face. Take note, Amanda, eating sour candy isn’t sexy — if that’s what you were going for.
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