BuzzWatch Video: The 12 Most Absurd Things Arnold Schwarzenegger Ever Said

Despite the countless mocking impersonations it has inspired, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s distinct accent is actually kind of a godsend: people are so affixed by the way the Terminator speaks that they might not actually catch half of the absurd things he says. And there are plenty. But luckily, the people behind the above BuzzWatch video have a keen ear for outlandish statements, as they have mustered a dozen of the actor and politician’s most eye-rolling remarks.

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With subject matter ranging from acting and politics to fitness and physical health to spirituality and death (oh yes, he gets rather deep), Schwarzenegger manages to lay waste to rational thought in all realms known to man. Check out the video for a few quick laughs, bearing in mind that this man ran California. For seven years.

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Staff editor Michael Arbeiter’s natural state of being can best be described as “mild panic attack.” His earliest memories of growing up in Queens, New York, involve nighttime conversations with a voice from his bedroom wall (the jury’s still out on what that was all about) and a love for classic television that spawned from the very first time he was allowed to watch “The Munsters.” Attending college at SUNY Binghamton, a 20-year-old Michael learned two things: that he could center his future on this love for TV and movies, and that dragons never actually existed — he was kind of late in the game on that one.