Julie Bowen should have known better than to challenge Jimmy Kimmel. This is, after all, a guy who routinely gets parents to ruin their children’s lives and messes with Matt Damon because he can. Still, the Modern Family actress tempted fate when she went up against the late night host in a workout challenge. Now, the very fit Bowen losing said challenge to the marginally less fit Kimmel should have been punishment enough, but it wasn’t. Part of the bet was that the winner would tweet from the loser’s Twitter account.
Hello @roblowe – I’m nice enough to follow you, so you need to follow me. That’s how it works, dickhead.
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013
Tryin 2 get @sofiavergara deported. 🙂
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
Why do people like @justinbieber ? The only thing worse than his music are his fans. #truth #babybabybabyNO
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
Congratulations Matt Damon on your new hair plugs. They’re barely noticeable.
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
Hey @mteo_5, I’ll be your girlfriend. #forrealz
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
You suck @lenadunham
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
Can I get pregnant from making out with waiter at Romano’s Macaroni Grill? #asking4afriend
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
Hey @oprah aren’t you sick of Gayle already? Call me!
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 23, 2013
RT if ur DTF!!!!
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013
Feel bad for poor people. They never get massages #LUVTHERUB
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013Alright, so maybe Bowen didn’t think this thing through, but that doesn’t mean she couldn’t retaliate with her own Twitter zinger. In fact, she may have had the best one of the bunch:
Thank you @jimmykimmel for all the really funny tweets sent from my account.How did you get Jay Leno to agree to write them for you?
— Julie Bowen (@itsJulieBowen) January 24, 2013[Photo credit: ABC]
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