Hillary Clinton Gets an Eyeful … of Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage

Christina Aguilera Hillary Clinton

Before you begin your questioning and naysaying, let me assure you that this photograph is 100% real (meaning it wasn’t created in Photoshop; I can’t account for the authenticity of everything it depicts). In case you’re still confused, this is a photograph of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton ogling Christina Aguilera‘s cleavage. We don’t blame you, Hill, there’s a lot going on there.

On Wednesday, Aguilera was named a recipient of the 11th Annual George McGovern Leadership Award by the US Department of State for her work as a United Nations World Food Program Ambassador Against Hunger. David Novak, CEO of Yum! Brands, was also honored for his help in fighting global hunger.

That’s great and all (way to go, Christina!), but mostly we just think this photo-slash-scenario is funny. Here are 10 possible captions for the above photo:

“Potential Running Mate ’16?”

“They’re real…and they’re spectacular.”

“And here I was, thinking what a girl like Hillary wants was foreign policy reform.”

“Please, Hillary, watch your hand.”

“Something something BI-partisan.”

“I finally understand Bill.”

“Take a picture (and text it) Hil, it’ll last longer.”

“Yep, ‘Your Body’ is something worth singing about.”

“So that’s why everyone’s watching The Voice.”

And we can’t forget the obvious … “OMG BOOBS!”

Add your own caption to the comments section. Play your cards right, and you just might become a meme…

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[Photo Credit: Paul J Richards/Getty Images]


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Celebrity Editor Abbey Stone hails from the fair isle of Martha's Vineyard, a lovely, vaguely dinosaur-shaped spot of land located off the coast of Cape Cod, MA, that is best known for exporting preppy salmon-colored pants. But the bright lights of New York City beckoned, and Abbey was lured away from her coastal haven to attend Barnard College. She graduated in 2010 with a degree in English and a much less useful minor in Dance. Abbey has been published in Dance Magazine, The Huffington Post, Time Out New York, and Popstar! magazine (where she learned more than she ever wanted to know about Justin Bieber). Abbey now lives in Brooklyn, where she spends her days watching stupid Internet videos and reading pretentious books.