Kanye West Tweets About Abortion: Celeb Speak

kanye westKanye West (the voice of injustice, the man who can beat both Superman and Spider-Man to the scene of a crime by riding in the purple silk lined pouch of his genetically magnificent kangaroo that’s dressed like a chameleon, and frequent complainer of the impracticality of fur pillows) stepped outside of his recording studio where there’s no service to tweet about this…just…OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive thing called “abortion.” But it wasn’t a tweet that would finally silence the debate over if life begins at conception or if, you know, it takes a little bit longer (like I’m sure the lady in all the First Response commercials hopes it does because otherwise, she’s out of what has been a very stable job!). The tweets were more along the lines of an advisory towards all of mankind, which was to use a condom because you could spend anywhere between $50,000 and $100,000 on convincing a woman to have an abortion. And WHY, WHY WHY NINA SIMONE WHY, would you spend that much money on anything that wasn’t an at-home theater, where you could peacefully watch all of the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies?

More specifically, Kanye said, “An abortion can cost a ballin’ (expletive) up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP!”

But MY question is why are people like Justin Bieber and Kanye West suddenly talking about abortion anyway? Revolutionary Road came out wayyyy back in 2008! Winslet and Mendes AREN’T EVEN MARRIED ANYMORE!

Source: D-Listed