In addition to being a hilarious actress and writer, as well as a style icon, Mindy Kaling is also a Twitter queen. The Mindy Project star is a master of the social media platform, tweeting out her thoughts to 3.5 million followers. Her observations make us laugh and are always spot on. Teach us your ways, Mindy.
1. On which pies are the best:
Apple, cherry, pecan, peach, rhubarb, these are the acceptable pies
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 18, 2014
2. On how making an effort is a good thing:
Effortless is overrated. 2015 is about being effortful. Way sexier
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 6, 2015
3. On how long yoga classes are:
I’m sorry I’m supposed to do yoga for NINETY fucking minutes are you kidding me I have to contribute to society
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 29, 2014
4. On interacting with your crush:
When i have a crush on someone I pester them until they die
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 18, 2014
5. On Hollywood, part 1:
I’ve noticed that actors who claim they hate social media are the ones constantly on their phones
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 2, 2015
6. On Hollywood, part 2:
It’s adorable how actors always hate the movie that made them the most famous and worship their least accessible, terrible ones
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 23, 2014
7. On what Instagram is really for:
One thing Instagram does instantly is reveal who is living on a trust fund
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 21, 2014
8. On how Gone Girl can be used as a verb:
Ugh I have so much work, I should just gone girl myself
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 17, 2014
9: On getting texts from your man:
Sure he texted me Merry Christmas but will he text me happy Boxing Day
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) December 26, 2014
10. On how amazing Gatorade is when you’re sick:
Because of my ailments I’ve consumed nothing but @gatorade these past two days and let me say, it’s a miracle elixir fit for a king
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) November 30, 2014
11. On having good taste:
Don’t worry about having perfect taste. People with perfectly curated taste usually have no original voice.
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) October 25, 2014
12. On the evolution of bae:
Before you’re a bae you have to be a bb
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) September 18, 2014
13. On showing off:
If you got it flaunt it, if you don’t got it, flaunt it
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 15, 2014
