Mag Madness: We’ve Got Your Monthly Magazines…Covered!

Perusing and judging the covers of magazines is a time-honored tradition, a national pastime for waiting-in-the-line-at-the-store enthusiasts. Look at this person! Look at that ridiculous headline! Can I really please my man by doing that with my mouth and some string? Plus, more questions that plague the world of the over-attentives in all of us. 

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We here at decided: Hey, we can’t be the only ones that think this way, right? So we’re bringing ‘em to you, monthly: a round-up of the best, worst, most ridiculous, and most awesome magazine covers to come out each month. Because everyone needs a little bit of judgement time. We’re all critics, after all. Click through to check out the good, bad, and the deliriously photoshopped images that force their ideals into your brain on a regular basis.

GALLERY: March Magazine Madness

Danielle Fishel on the cover of Maxim Magazine

Magazines sure do love themselves some sexy (and even the occasional — gasp! — sophisticated) ladies, eh?

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[Photo Credit: Maxim]

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Staff Writer Alicia Lutes is a corgi enthusiast from Connecticut living in Los Angeles. She loves Tina Fey, television, ugly things and really money cheese plates. Growing up, her grandfather frequently said, "you’re so god-damned good with words! You should do something with words with your life!" so she made it her quest to plaster her wordy witticisms across the Internet. She looks forward to retiring at the age of 80 and opening a fromagerie with a small army of wrinkly-faced and stumpy-legged dogs.