The Daily Shuffle: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver Separate

arnold schwarzenegger and maria shriverArnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver released a statement this morning that confirmed they have, in fact, separated after 25 years of marriage. They said, “This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us. After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion, and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart, while we work on the future of our relationship. We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives.” 25 YEARS? Well damn Meatloaf’s Hot Patootie — there’s just no point to anything anymore. – People

Justin Bieber heard that Marg Helgenberger called him a “brat,” and without mentioning Helgenberger by name, Biebs tweeted, “It’s kinda lame when someone you met briefly and never worked with comments on you. I will continue to wish them luck and be kind. Even last week they had me scolded on a plane in the news because I wasn’t in my seat fast enough. She was right and I sat down. That’s news? I know who I am and sometimes people r just going 2 say what they want. Keep your head up and be the man ur mama raised.” – TMZ

Pihanha 3D British actress Kelly Brook has had a miscarriage. She was five months along and was due in August. She had been dating Thom Evans for three months when she learned she was expecting. – The Sun

Prince William and Kate Middleton are on their honeymoon! They are reportedly in the Republic of Seychelles, which is a group of islands in the Indian ocean about 1,000 miles away from Africa. They will be gone for two weeks and are staying in an exclusive villa that costs 4,000 pounds a night (which converts to $6,545.44). – Daily Mail