Critics will tear Sandler to shreds for bastardizing such a beloved classic, but audiences won’t care. The majority of the former SNLers devotees doubtless know anything about Capra or his legendary body of work. All they want to see is Sandler slide down banisters, belittle shallow corporate bigwigs and rough up anyone who mortally offends him. To this end, Sandler doesn’t disappoint, so expect Mr. Deeds to more than double the disappointing $39.4 million that Little Nicky could only muster.
Mr. Deeds finds Sandler‘s eponymous small-town nice guy whisked off to New York City after he inherits a media empire worth a measly $40 billion. While financial officers plot to wrestle control of the company, Sandler loses his heart–but none of his valuables–to Winona Ryder, an undercover TV tabloid reporter out to get the dirt on the Big Apple’s newest mover and shaker.
Thus Longfellow Deeds is a classic Sandler man-child underdog. He’s as much a goofball as Billy Madison, only with a better work ethic. He’s just tender as The Waterboy, but he’s lousy when it comes to wooing women, a la The Wedding Singer. He throws a punch harder than Happy Gilmore.
Sandler‘s cooled off since achieving those back-to-back hits in 1998 and 1999, so Mr. Deeds won’t open on the scale of Big Daddy‘s $41.5 million or The Waterboy‘s $39.4 million. Instead, Mr. Deeds should top the The Wedding Singer‘s $21.9 million’s opening by about $5 million.
Mr. Deeds, however, will do no better than The Wedding Singer‘s $80.2 million for the simple reason that everyone, with the notable exception of Ryder, is funnier than the somewhat subdued Sandler. Co-stars John Turturro and Steve Buscemi steal the show. Rob Schneider‘s obligatory cameo also earns more snickers than Sandler provides in 90 minutes.
Also, sparks fail to fly between Sandler and Ryder, who reveals amazingly little comic aptitude in Mr. Deeds. Ryder‘s ongoing legal woes will lure curiosity seekers to Mr. Deeds, but her presence will disappoint those who enjoyed Sandler‘s efforts to romance Drew Barrymore in The Wedding Singer.
To matters worse, Mr. Deeds distributor Sony Picture will release Men in Black II next week. That long-awaited sequel will doubtless siphon away the same audience of young adults that it shares with Mr. Deeds.
Corporate America receives more bashing this weekend, this time courtesy of Nickelodeon Pictures. Hey Arnold! The Movie, based on the popular animated TV show, pits the young boy and his buddies against a ruthless developer out to ruin their quaint inner-city neighborhood.
Slowly, but surely, Nickelodeon Pictures is turning itself into a force to be reckoned with when it comes to animation.
The cable TV channel’s movie arm has already transformed The Rugrats into a viable film franchise. Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, which served as the basis of an upcoming new show, earned an Oscar nomination this year for Best Animated Picture. The Wild Thornberrys, another TV spin-off, will storm theaters Dec. 20.
A Nickelodeon staple, Hey Arnold! The Movie arrives with a built-in audience of tiny tots. But parents face too many choices this weekend when it comes to entertaining their young ones, what with Lilo & Stitch and Scooby-Doo making their presence felt. This stiff competition should result in a better opening for Hey Arnold! The Movie than Jimmy Neutron‘s $13.8 million but less than Rugrats in Paris‘ $22.7 million.
Hey Arnold! The Movie might not enjoy a splashy opening, but it should amuse children throughout the summer. Arnold’s community-minded ways should yield a total close to Jimmy Neutron‘s $80.9 million and Rugrats in Paris‘ $76.5 million.
Disney’s Lilo & Stitch, which should hold up admirably against Hey Arnold! The Movie, barely lost its surprising bid for box office supremacy last weekend against Minority Report. The spunky Elvis Presley fan and her naughty little friend from outer space, however, should have the last laugh.
The Tom Cruise-Steven Spielberg sci-fi epic opened at No. 1, as expected, with $35.7 million. Lilo & Stitch sold more tickets, but many at reduced child rates, to debut with a hip-shaking $35.3 million.
The fight continued into the week, with Lilo & Stitch earning more in its first full week than Minority Report. Lilo & Stitch has $55.5 million through Thursday vs. Minority Report‘s $51.8 million. Lilo & Stitch will likely best Minority Report this weekend now that die-hard Phillip K. Dick fans have seen Spielberg‘s version of his short story.
Lilo & Stitch also proves that 2-D animation can still thrill audiences now accustomed to such CGI-executed adventures as Shrek and Ice Age. Lilo & Stitch‘s opening isn’t on a par with Disney’s CGI Monsters, Inc. ($62.5 million) or Toy Story 2 ($57.3 million), but it is the best for a Disney 2-D animated offering since Tarzan ($34.2 million).
Lilo & Stitch is ahead of Tarzan, which had $53.5 million in its first seven days in wide release. With competition from Scooby-Doo and Hey Arnold! The Movie, Lilo & Stitch might not equal Tarzan‘s second weekend haul of $24 million or $171 million total, but it will break Disney’s recent drought when it comes to 2-D animated smashes.
Come the end of the July Fourth holiday weekend, Lilo & Stitch should surpass the disappointing grosses of both The Emperor’s New Groove ($89.2 million) and Atlantis: The Lost Empire ($84 million). Expect a second weekend of about $22 million and a $140 million total.
Lilo & Stitch also stole off with their share of Scooby Snacks. The live-action version of Scooby-Doo fell by a worrying 54.8 percent in its second weekend, from $54.1 million to $24.5 million. With $111.5 million through Thursday, Scooby-Doo should easily scamper past The Flintstones‘ $130.5 million total. But the Great Dane will likely take a long nap–until 2004’s sequel–at around $150 million and $160 million.
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron went lame as Lilo & Stitch galloped off with its audience. Spirit dropped a disheartening 62 percent in its fifth weekend, from $5.3 million to $1.9 million. DreamWorks’ animated adventure, which has $68.3 million, had displayed some signs of staying power prior to facing Lilo & Stitch.
A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, conceived by Stanley Kubrick and executed by Spielberg, clocked up $29.3 million in its first weekend. Hindered by a directionless marketing campaign, A.I. faded quickly, earning just $78.6 million to become Spielberg‘s first summer release not to break $100 million.
Minority Report, which also represents Spielberg‘s best debut since 1997’s The Lost World: Jurassic Park ($72.1 million), should tumble to about $20 million in its second weekend. That should allow Minority Report to surpass A.I.‘s total by the start of the July Fourth holiday weekend. Minority Report will doubtless take a hard hit when Men in Black II arrives July 4, leaving Cruise and Spielberg looking at a possible $130 million total.
Attack of the Clones dropped 45 percent in its sixth weekend, from $9.4 million to $5.2 million. With $282.5 million through Thursday, Attack of the Clones won’t even manage to creep past Return of the Jedi‘s $309.2 million.
Spider-Man eroded 39 percent from $7.5 to $4.5 million. Still, Spider-Man‘s $392.7 million total through Thursday indicates that the web slinger will swing past $400 million at the end of the July Fourth holiday weekend.
Two CIA operatives–one rogue, the other making career strides–successfully continued to thrill audiences.
With $61.7 million through Thursday, The Bourne Identity reestablishes Damon‘s drawing power after the dismal showings of The Legend of Bagger Vance ($30.6 million) and All the Pretty Horses ($15.5 million). The Bourne Identity should top The Talented Mr. Ripley‘s $81.2 million total and pave the way for The Bourne Supremacy, the second in Robert Ludlum’s literary trilogy, assuming all involved resolve their differences resulting from The Bourne Identity‘s troubled production.
The Sum of All Fears, with Ben Affleck replacing Harrison Ford as CIA analyst Jack Ryan, has $100.5 million through Thursday, making it the fifth 2002 release to break $100 million. That would make it the third of the quartet of Ryan yarns do so. The Sum of All Fears eased by 42 percent in its fourth weekend, from $13.4 million to $7.7 million. Still, Affleck‘s younger and more vital Ryan needs more stamina if The Sum of All Fears can come close to challenging Clear and Present Danger ($122 million) as the top-grossing film in the franchise.
It wasn’t fun and spy games for Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock, as Bad Company plummeted out of the Top 10 in just its third week in release after earning just $2.1 million. The CIA comedy-thriller has $26.4 million through Sunday, continuing the pattern of mediocrity for those films delayed as a result of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.
Eddie Griffin‘s Undercover Brother also fell out of the Top 10 after four weeks, after earning $2.1 million, but the low-budget blaxploitation spoof has a respectable $35.4 million total through Sunday.
Griffin lost much of his urban audience to Juwanna Man, a pro-basketball take on Tootsie. The cross-dressing comedy, with banned hoops star Miguel A. Nunez Jr. forced to play basketball in drag, shot an OK $5.4 million opening in just 1,325 theaters. Seems the NBA Draft proved a more exciting prospect than the long-delayed Juwanna Man, which was originally scheduled to debut at the start of the NBA’s 2001-02 season.
Juwanna Man‘s $7.5 million through Thursday probably owes more to the limited drawing power of co-star Vivica A. Fox. Her last two comedies, Two Can Play that Game ($7.7 million opening; $22.2 million) and Kingdom Come ($7.5 million opening; $23.2 million), fared better, but at least Fox should give Juwanna Man enough of a push to hit $15 million.
Suppose gave a war and no one came?
John Woo‘s expensive World War Two epic collapsed in its second weekend, freefalling a disheartening 55 percent from $14.5 to $6.5 percent.
Windtalkers has a mere $29.6 million through Thursday. That’s better than the $25.5 million earned by Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, Cage‘s last tour of duty. A $40 million total would position Windtalkers as one of the biggest bombs of the year.
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood exploited its position as the only wide release catering to female audiences by gabbing up $6 million in its third weekend. That was just a 32 percent drop from its second weekend of $8.8 million. Ya-Ya Sisterhood has $51.3 million through Thursday, with $60 million to $70 million a certainty.
Still, with a cast that includes Sandra Bullock and Ashley Judd, Ya-Ya Sisterhood is fading faster than expected after its $16.1 million debut. Either these Southern belles’ secrets aren’t that thrilling, or women can’t resist their invitation to My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
The romantic comedy continues to do great business in just 444 theaters, earning $1.7 million in its 10th weekend. Its $16.3 million total through Sunday makes it the top-grossing limited new release of 2002. Does that mean we can expect a big fat Greek divorce?