Welcome to Hollywood.com’s ‘Highs and Lows’, where we bring you the most interesting entertainment news of the day, for the terribly awesome to the awesomely terrible
Today’s Highs
The Eternal Battle: Justin Bieber Continues To Walk Into Stuff
Today, Justin Bieber once again faced down his most dangerous nemesis, the glass door. The first confrontation left Bieber dazed and disoriented…
but in today’s rematch he stayed cool and collected in the face of his see-though, immobile foe.
Let’s hope that Bieber invests in a good helmet, or all the head trauma might make him forget what German is again.
Lost DVD Will Have a Ben and Hurley Epilogue
Warning! Spoiler Alert for people and haven’t seen the finale, and Incomprehensibility Alert for people who don’t watch Lost.
I think that Darlton have heard my prayers for a Ben and Hurley spin-off, because they’re doing the next best thing. The DVD release will contain a 15 minute deleted scene that expands upon the duo’s time as the protectors of the Island. When asked if the scene will answer any of the fan’s lingering questions, showrunners Damon Lindeloff and Carleton Cuse laughed histerically for twenty minutes until they finally got themselves under control and said “No.”
Today’s Low
Everyone Is Paying Attention To Sex And The City
Subtopic: Everyone is doing those freaking “I’m a Carrie! No, I’m a Samantha!’ quizzes. You are not a cast member of Sex And The City, nor is clear why you would even want to be at this point. The film has taken a critical flogging, it’s embarrassingly camp, not to mention the fact that it’s really, really racist, but it’s already made a ton of money because it’s the only film this summer to try to reach out to women moviegoers (Twilight does not count, Twilight is for teens). Ladies, we all deserve a lot better than that.
