Ladies and gentleman, you’ll have both your thumbs cut off if you compare Taylor Momsen to Miley Cyrus. Don’t believe me? Would you care to wager your dexterity on it? Totally! Alright then, go balls to the wall and say out loud, “Taylor Momsen is EXACTLY like Miley Cyrus.” But before you do, check out what Taylor said about Miley in a recent issue of FHM UK:
“I’m not looking to be Miley f**king Cyrus. I don’t care about the fame.I do it because I love music. I like making records and if people like them, then we’ll go along for the ride. I’m not dissing Miley personally. However, I do think the Disney bubblegum sh*t that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression. I don’t know Miley, but musically we’re different. To compare us because of our age is silly. People will be surprised by the record. I mean, it’s a rock record. I get that there is this blonde thing from Gossip Girl and they’re expecting pop sh*t, but it’s a rock band and its heavy. Our record is a life record. It confronts everything head on. It’s death, love, drugs, sex, religion, politics.”
What she means: Righteous! Taylor Momsen wants us to understand we will not see her, ever, doing this. And I can’t blame her — playing the piano on a beach is crazy cold! And rubbing your back up against a tree is only okay if you’re an animated bear advertising two-ply toilet paper in a commercial!
But okay, Taylor means she’ll strangle you with her microphone chord or her ripped stockings if you even look at her like she’s Miley Cyrus. Why? A few reasons. One, Miley Cyrus is a Disney creation, and Disney is a corporation, and Taylor hates corporations because they make her act on Gossip Girl when all she really wants to do is sing in a ton of basements in London. Two, because Miley thinks she’s “rebelling,” even though the most questionable thing she’s done is pose naked with her father (BUT IT’S NOT REBELLING IF YOUR PARENT PARTICIPATES, MILEY!) and Taylor thinks that’s just sad. And finally, Taylor hates her because Miley’s never done anything tough, like live through a sexual revolution, vote for an unfavorable political candidate just to piss people off, or tell people to sit below her on the steps of the Met.
Source: Huffpo
