The United States is a country divided. We are not, as recent events may have us believe, divided by race, socioeconomic class, or even by the ever-squabbling bipartisanship of our governing forces. We are divided into two groups: those of us totally enjoying Donald Trump‘s presidential campaign for the brilliant entertainment that it is, and those of us mortified by how this is actually the presidential election we’re dealing with.
As we head into this evening’s spectacle of a debate, we’ve decided to look back on the most memorable campaign moments thus far:
1. His entrance to announce his presidency.
2. That time he summed up the entirety of Mexico’s population.
3. That time he labeled prisoners of war as “losers.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlCIzW-i28E
4. That time he threw shade at the Great Wall of China:
5. That time he TOTALLY blanked on that whole World War II thing:
6. That time he modestly showed people they had the wrong impression of him:
7. That time he made a presidential remix to Destiny’s Child “Independent Woman”:
~~ All my candidates who independent ~~ throw your hands up at me ~~
8. That time he proved he can run for president, run a multi-billion dollar company, and STILL supervise all the music for his campaign:
Let’s see that loser Hillary do THAT!
9. Speaking of losers, that time he called every single one of the leaders of our country “losers”:
10. And, of course, that time he gave out Senator Lindsey Graham’s cell phone number on national TV, prompting most of the country to ask:
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