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10 Bitchiest Moments From This Week's Don't Trust the B---- in Apt. 23

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Jan 08, 2013 | 5:26pm EST

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Our dear friend Chloe never leaves us disappointed in the borderline evil and downright bitch department — so much so that she's rubbed off on the rest of the gang. (Yes including small-time-girl June-bug.) SO MUCH SO that every episode is like one big bitch fest sprinkled with only a few relatively heartwarming moments (if you can even call them that). And because I simply can't list all of the hurtful things our pals say to strangers — and to one another — I have compiled the top 10.

10. Old red zip-up windbreaker man threatening June in only the nastiest of ways by shouting, "Move or I'll kick you in the clam!"

9. Chloe's new nickname for June: Judge Judy.

8. Angry, pale neighbors screaming "WHORES" into the "brothel," or what they've deemed J and C's apartment.

7. Coffee shop man Mark growing long, creepy pubic-like sideburns and bashing his ex-girlfriend like she never ever mattered at all. Ex girlfriends matter, okay?

6. Dawson boning a slore in June's room in the middle of the day and then snapping when she acknowledges it.

5. Chloe despising single moms for the sole fact that "they make such a big deal about it." (Though kind of true, no?)

4. June bringing Chloe to the pleather-clad cougar bar, Saddlebags. So, it's a little funny.

3. "I couldn't do it. I couldn't marry a farmer! — Who else.

2. June slamming a poor and helpless Janice Dickinson for being a desperate cougar. Leave the poor lady alone!

1. Luther circling "problem areas" on a skinny blonde with a Sharpie marker. What is this, sorority pledging?

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