It’s become increasingly evident over the past few weeks that, despite using Friday Night Lights‘ most famous line “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose” in his campaign, GOP candidate didn’t actually watch the beloved football drama. Or, if he did, he missed out on some pretty important things. First, you don’t tick off Peter Berg or else he’ll dislike you more than everyone disliked Epyck. Secondly, you don’t use the Dillon Panthers battle cry for political gain. Buddy Garrity never even stooped that low. Thirdly, and most importantly: you don’t make Tami Taylor upset, y’all.
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