Kim Kardashian has dated her fair share of footballers in the past, and she was consumed with planning the specifics of when each of them would impregnate her with a baby human. But this morning she told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show that her sister Kourtney’s son, Mason, made her realize it’ll be a little bit longer before she goes down that road.
She told Seacrest, “Let’s just say Mason is the best birth control ever. I’m happy to wait a few years.” This perfect metaphor (delivered by a Kardashian, no less!) makes sense when considered in combination with last week’s episode of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami. Kim flew to Florida to help Kourtney with Mason when Khloé left in a rage to go back to Los Angeles, and in the time Kim spent there, she realized Johnson and his other homeboy Johnson really weren’t lying when they said “having a baby changes everything.” (Clearly the Johnsons’ decision to skimp air time to avoid revealing the well-known downsides of child rearing was a smart business decision. Somebody went to business school!)
So Kim will wait a few more years before settling down and creating a brood. For now, she can mommy Mason when his real mommy wants to check out a little bit and be more like the cool aunt, who drinks Dom Pérignon and dances like Katie Couric on a yacht. Kim will have a baby when she’s good and ready, calm down. But in all actuality, it’s probably not going to be late enough for us.
Source: People
