Ardi Rizal, The Smoker

Your boss is in a meeting right now. But if he wasn’t, he’d forward this video of 2-year-old Ardi Rizal smoking a cigarette to you.

If you watch closely, you can see he’s an expert — he does what all the two-pack-a-day-ers do, which is hold the cigarette between their thumb and pointer fingers, kind of like a joint. It’s just amazing — he’s about two more cigarettes away from figuring out how to blow smoke rings like a Soprano. Ardi even looks down at the cigarette after he’s inhaled it! That’s another mannerism of a real smoker! (Is there a reason smokers do that? Is it to make sure the ciggy is still lit? I’ve always wondered that.) But even though he’s puffing away at this tobacco harder than a puffin, proof he’s still a tater tot comes in the form of his amusement with the smoke and his decision to try and stick the lit end in his mouth.

This guy belongs in a strip club, demanding that the bouncer put more lube on the poles. That, or running a drug ring.